Seasons & Episodes
Live!
The main plot for this episode is unknown, but it featured a Panasonic radio as a prize for one of the phone-in competit
Shoestring
Tim constantly tries to get a date with Cindy, but keeps looking like a fool, losing her to Jim and David. To add insult
Nickel and Dime
The main plot for this episode is unknown, but it featured kids' jokes and opinions filmed at the Winterloo slide at Ott
Peanuts
Repeat
Ottawa Director
Only one scene remains in existence from this episode. In the scene Tim is the dungeon and is told not to pull the chain
St. Patrick's Day
Lisa keeps scheming to get Bradfield slimed, but her plans keep backfiring and result in her getting slimed several time
Backstage
The show is back on live after spending the previous week taping a show for network television.
Executive Washroom
The network executives have a party on the set and leave money behind. When the cast goes to pick it up, Ross quickly co
Boring
Features kids' jokes filmed the week before at the Bayshore Shopping Mall in Ottawa.
Straitjackets
Local Show
Sore Foot
The shows sees its last of Mr. L. Dime and all the CJOH jokes.
End of the Life
Work, Work, Work
The Muppets Get Suffed will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's dad makes her do work while
Transportation
The Dukes of Hazard Line Up for Gas will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross spends most of the sho
Strike Now
Captain Kangaroo Robs a Bank will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine goes on strike demanding
Dating
Jaws meets the Love Boat will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine spends the entire show waiti
Fitness
The Six Million Dollar Man Rusts to Bits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to make mon
Safety First
Hit and Run on Sesame Street will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Despite her constant attempts to e
Sexual Equality
The Dukes of Hazard Dress Up in Drag will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The rest of the cast is up
Personal Hygiene
Jaws Eats Jacques Cousteau will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine hosts this episode from he
Smoking
Atomic Blast Levels Fantasy Island will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Jami admits that the only re
Crime & Vandalism
Mr. Rogers Vandalizes the Neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The entire set is stolen
Drugs
Mr. Rogers, Neighborhood Pusher will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast uses pies as a substit
Nutrition
Miss Piggy Eats Ham Sandwiches will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine explains the importanc
Peer Pressure
Sixty Minutes will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa and Rodney keep trying to get Kevin to moon
Cosmetics
The Incredible Hulk Runs out of Deodorant will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine brings in a
Addictions
Pacman Eats General Hospital will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine plays ATARI for the enti
Popularity
The Most Popular Kids Show on Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present… Ross holds a ""pho
Fads & Fashion
Fred Sanford: World's Best Dressed Man will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast attempts to kee
Vacations
The Love Boat Runs Aground Fantasy Island will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine goes on a t
Rip-Offs
The Price is Right Raises their Prices will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Things around the set be
Bullying
Mr. Rogers Bullies the Neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes a self-defe
Culture Junk
Big Bird Dances Swan Lake will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast examines plays, literature,
Television
You Can't Do That on Television cannot be seen at this time because…we couldn't do it. In its place, we present a
Sports
Howard Cosell Loses His Voice will not be seen because…nobody could be that lucky. Christine and Lisa host the sh
Heroes
Conan the Librarian will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes a look at their favorite sup
The Not-So-Fair Show
Real People will not be seen at this time because we couldn't find any. In its place, we present the following unfair pr
Growing Up
My Three Sons of Frankenstein will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine tells us about all of h
Pets
Kermit the Frog Tries to Cross the Highway will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at al
Rules & Regulations
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood will not be seen because the neighborhood has been declared unsafe. Ross forces the cast to
Manners or Bad Habits
Laverne and Shirley Go to Finishing School will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show's producers
Medicine
General Hospital will not be seen at this time so that we may present... ""Doctor"" Lisa and ""nurse"" Luke help Christ
Future World
Life on Earth will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine learns to tell fortunes using a crystal
Media
You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In a drastic effort to improve
Inequality: Kids vs. Adults
The following program contains scenes that may not be suitable for mature audiences. Juvenile discretion is advised. Th
Nature
The Waltons Move to Mt. Saint Helens will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin goes away on a campi
Cooking
The Pillsbury Dough Boy (Serves Six) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes up cooking
Classical Music
Pavarotti Sings the Blues will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes up conducting as a ho
Rumors
Miss Piggy Sues the National Enquirer will not be seen at this time so that we may present... After the star is taken o
Fame
Fame will not be seen at this time, but is desperately sought after by each member of our cast. Kevin decides to quit t
Priorities
You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen today in order that we may get your priorities straight. Ross is too b
Courage
The Smurfs Meet Godzilla will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast must be brave to overcome sta
Friends
Laverne and Shirley Kill Each Other will not be seen at this time so that we may present... You can't put a price tag o
Ambition
Dallas & Dynasty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast explains their ambitions in life. Chr
Hobbies
Hobby Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine talks about fashion, her latest hobby.
ESP - Magic Astrology
The Twilight Zone Gets Redeveloped will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The crew fears a ghost is ha
Literature
Masterpiece Theater will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine tries to become one of the shows
Clubs
The Mickey Mouse Club will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine joins a health club, but isn't
Foreign Countries
Around the World in 80 Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross appears interested in world tr
Marketing
Miss Piggy Sold to a Sausage Factory will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To raise money to keep the
History
The Six Wives of Henry VIII will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast parodies historical events
Body Parts
Real People's Armpits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show's cast competes to see who has t
Technology
The Electric Company Blows a Fuse will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes another look a
Moving
Mr. Rogers Gets Evicted will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's family moves into a new hou
Halloween
Boy George Without Makeup will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine puts a spell on Ross that c
Christmas
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Joins the A-Team will not be seen at this time so that we may present... It's Christmas
Holidays
The A-Team Wreck Disneyland will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast tries to convince Ross to
Colleges
The college football game scheduled at this time between MIT and UCLA will not be seen because "mitucla" is a dirty word
Politics
To Tell the Truth (with guest host Richard Nixon) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa is nomin
Science
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Wizard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair tries to discover the formul
Divorce
Family Ties Get Untied will not be seen at this time so that we may present... During their divorce proceedings, the pr
Families
The Partridge Family Get Shot will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross' nephew visits the show, but
Malls / Hangouts
The A-Team Makes One Cup of Coffee Last 5 Hours will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The kids hang o
Seasons / Weather
Mr. Wizard Shows You How to Make Rain will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair makes a weather
War
The Love Boat Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair forms an
Jealousy
Knight Rider Wants a Ferrari will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is jealous of Christine a
Wealth
Dunking for Dollars will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The series is sold to various foreign count
Romance and Dating
Love Connection Short Circuits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Doug pretends to be Cupid and tr
Identity Crisis
Mr. T Thinks He's a Girl will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair tries out different jobs to s
Fears, Worries, and Anxieties
Super Monster Theatre will not be seen at this time so that we may present... As everyone confesses what he or she is a
Relatives
Family Ties Tied Much Too Tight will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross convinces Alasdair that he
Pessimism / Optimism
The Wreck of the Love Boat will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa thinks that being optimistic wi
Revenge
Rambo Shoots the Ayatollah will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross decides to get rich by selling
Wildlife / Animals
Wild, Wild Kingdom will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa gets made-up all flashy looking. When A
Outer Space
Carl Segan Meets Millions and Millions of Martians will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Doug goes in
World Records
Ripley's Incredibly Amazing Believe It or Not People will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross plugs
Movies
A big time Hollywood producer plans to make a major motion picture version of the show while the kids go through slime w
Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends
The A-Team Blows Up the Land of Oz will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast does many sketches
Pop Music
Bruce Springsteen Gets Laryngitis will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair believes that he wil
Know-It-Alls
Mr. Wizard Explains the Universe will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nerdy Matthew annoys the entir
Parties
Mr. T Goes to a Tupperware Party will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast gets Ross to throw th
Garbage
Garbage of the Rich & Famous will not be seen at this time so that we may present... After local garbage men go on stri
TV Commercials
The Commercial Messages will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In the sketches, the cast does many par
Country
Walton's Mountain Becomes an Open Pit Mine will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast gets back t
Back to School
Lassie Flunks Obedience School will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross decided to tutor the cast.
Illness
St. Elsewhere will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Everyone who has green slime dumped on them comes
Enemies & Paranoia
Hulk Hogan vs. Punkey Brewster in Mismatch of the Century will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross
Savings
J.R. Ewing Saves His Money to Buy a Skateboard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair and Ada
Contests
Miss Ugly Teen USA will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Matthew enters a contest at the local mall w
Censorship
Censored Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Boners will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In an attempt to keep the sh
Poverty and Unemployment
Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Naida's father hires the cas
Luck
The Wheel of Fortune Runs Over People and Flattens Them will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cas
Part-Time Jobs
The A-Team Delivers Newspapers will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes a look at the cur
Sleep
Algebra is Exciting! will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast has to stay awake during an all-n
Home
Falcon Crest Eaten by Termites will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about their homes
Discipline
Top Gun Gets Put on Latrine Cleaning Duty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross becomes a drill
Mysteries and Crimes
The Greatest Detective will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members, and a plate of
Books and Reading
Reading Rambo will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The Librarian is very happy about this week's epi
Adoption
The Huxtables Put Their Kids Up for Adoption will not be seen at this time so that we may present... This episode featu
City Life
Crocodile Dundee Works in a City Bank will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross plans to take the ca
Anniversaries
Santa Claus Forgets Christmas will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast becomes suspicious that
Smells
Rambo's Armpits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast has to test their knowledge of differe
Choice
Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell
Chores
Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean th
Communication
E.T. Phones Home and Gets a $1,000,000 Phone Bill will not be seen at this time so that we may present... An alien ship
Fitness
Jane Fonda Overworked will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin is having trouble writing this epis
Malfunctions
Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaki
Cleanliness
Mr. Clean Falls Into a Tar Pit will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross makes the cast wear sailor
Security
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast wants to take martial art
Pollution
The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the
Fantasy
Fantasy Island Becomes a Volcano will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross has a box that can grant
Time
The Days of Our Lives will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The budget for the show has been cut so i
Mistakes
George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mist
Punishments
Mothers of the World Paddle Rambo will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the ratings, and t
Beliefs
Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast de
Age
Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross drags Vanessa back o
Excess
The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of e
Looking Cool
Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is w
Lost
Superman Loses His Tights will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nick enlists the help of the Genie of
Failure
Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.
First Times
The Wright Brothers Lost Their Luggage will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to improve th
Celebrations
Parents and Teachers Celebrate the Cancellation of You Can't Do That On Television will not be seen at this time so that
Effort
Rambo Thinks will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members try to do certain things,
Sports
Roseanne Barr Goes Synchronized Swimming will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross goes sports crazy
Smoking
Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begin
Generosity
Batman Gives Away His Batmobile will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get him slimed, Chr
Embarrassment
Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the
Blame
Doogie Howser Gets Blamed for Sawing the Wrong Leg Off a Patient will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Secrets
Tony the Tiger Really Eats Choco-Bombs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... All the show's secrets a
Learning
Alf Learns to Cook Cats will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast tries to do an educational epi
Privileges
Kermit Treated Like a Prince will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross gets angry and revokes the ca
Inventions
MacGyver Invents a Spaceship will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the cast and add a new
Changes aka Project 131
Because of the 25 year anniversary, the cast (having been doing the show all these years, but is so bad that no one will
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