Web Therapy

Gossip Girl (1)

Fiona is put off by new client, Robin, a self-diagnosed exercise bulimic, until she shares a surprising fact about Fiona

Gossip Girl (2)

Fiona, perturbed by Robin's disclosure, tries to rattle her with a barrage of psychological attacks–until Robin counte

Gossip Girl (3)

Robin, heartbroken after her plans have backfired, drops an unexpected bombshell on Fiona.

Office Politics (1)

Fiona continues to be bored by the relationship issues of her longtime client, Jerome, until she stumbles upon a way to

Office Politics (2)

Jerome, having taken Fiona's advice to heart, has landed himself in hot water with his company—and Fiona has to run fo

Office Politics (3)

Jerome thanks Fiona for finding him a new position, but his complaints about his new employer leave her cold.

Psychic Friends (1)

Serena Duvall is an internet psychic who needs help: she's lost her powers. Fiona doesn't believe in psychics -- but Ser

Psychic Friends (2)

Serena claims Fiona has cured her. In return, Fiona sees an opportunity for national attention.

Psychic Friends (3)

A tumultuous face-to-face meeting behind them, Serena and Fiona part ways -- but not before Serena issues one final prop

Kiss and Tell (1)

Fiona is shocked when her former employer and current investor, Robert Lachman, logs on to get her help with a rare comp

Kiss and Tell (2)

Fiona agrees to help Robert, suddenly the country's most infamous swindler, but this drowning man almost submerges his r

Kiss and Tell (3)

Fiona succeeds in benefiting from her association with Robert, but in a surprising way that leaves him furious and Fiona

Flying High (1)

Fiona finds the perfect client in Austen Clarke, the Scottish media mogul – and he's every bit as delighted with her.

Flying High (2)

As luck would have it, Austen is perfectly situated to help Fiona with her latest venture, and she "reluctantly" agrees

Flying High (3)

Fiona is flying high with Austen – but an unexpected call from her husband could bring her right back to earth...

Forget Me Not

Robin Griner returns to apologize to Fiona for trying to steal her husband... but while Fiona forgives, Robin won't let

Staff Infection

Fiona tells her husband's campaign manager, Ben Tomlund, exactly how the campaign's going to be run—but he has a surpr

Why There Is No "Sister's Day"

Fiona turns to her sister Shevaun for some help—and gets a dose of her own medicine.

Mommy Track

Fiona's assistant Jerome has a surprise for Fiona, courtesy of a girl with a dream and a bump.

Fiona's Turn

Fiona's sister Shevaun proves that bad therapy--and resentment--are a family specialty.

Mom Always Loved Me Best

Fiona completes her therapy with her sister Shevaun—and leaves her with the bill.

Bringing Up Babies

Fiona discovers that babies are expensive, and Jerome and Tammy expect her to pay.

Meet the Press

Fiona's first interview with a reporter, Kirsten Noble, proves to be stimulating in all the wrong ways.

Maternity Leave

Fiona and the surrogate finally get to what's underneath it all.

Dream Girl

Fiona's appearance on the website run by Kirsten Noble makes a big impression on the electorate.

Mistress of the Web

Fiona has to educate digital journalist Kirsten Noble on how this thing called the Web REALLY works…

That Old Pratt Magic

Fiona chats with old flame Richard Pratt on her husband's campaign and discovers he's still on fire.

I Love You, Man

Fiona's irritation with her husband's campaign manager, Ben Tomlund, boils over when she begins to suspect the worst.

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Fiona does couples counseling with Richard and Robin, but things spin quickly out of control.

Can You Get Up?

With the campaign in tatters, and Jerome threatening to quit, Fiona gets a boost when a broken Ben Tomlund comes back be

Camilla Bowner: Aversion Therapy

Renowed sexual orientation therapist Camilla Bowner contacts Fiona about her new client Kip Wallice, who happens to be t

Camilla Bowner: Healing Touch

Fiona is eager to join Kip in his recovery, but discovers that his treatment with Camilla has progressed quickly -- and

Camilla Bowner: Reverse Psychology

Fiona gives Camilla a hands-on demonstration of the effectiveness -- or otherwise -- of Camilla's therapeutic techniques

Morals to the Max

Fiona gets an earful from her publisher's chief of staff, Maxine DeMaine, who has a very low opinion of Fiona's writing

I Heart New York

Behind Fiona's back, Jerome flies up to New York to meet with Maxine to fix her book, but doesn't get the thanks he expe

Tokens of Affection

Baffled by the modest trickle of gifts from Austen, Fiona decides to take her affection—and book—elsewhere.

Publishers Cleaning House

Fiona is outfoxed by the calculating Maxine, but the book is back where it belongs – and so is Austen…

The Host Whisperer

Conan O'Brien contacts Fiona for help with unexpressed anger... but manages to express plenty when she fails to recogniz

Quid Pro Conan

Conan reaches across the country to help Fiona with a problem with her neighbor - and expects a favor in return.

Guess Who's Coming to Late Night?

After his revenge plan backfires, Conan learns that when it comes to Fiona, feelings should be swallowed, not expressed.

The Royal Treatment

When Fiona's new client, Gemma Pankhurst-Jones calls from Buckingham Palace, where she works as a "proxy" for the royal

Speed Bump

Fiona's conjugal advice is unsuccessful, and Gemma says she's running out of time -- she's pregnant, and her husband is

Heir Today Gone Tomorrow

The London tabloids are full of a royal scandal that mysteriously echoes Gemma's situation, and Gemma finally realizes t

Hooray for Hollywood

Fiona thinks she’s been discovered by Hollywood when newly sober reality star Allegra Favreau calls to option Fiona’

That's How I Role

Allegra Favreau grills Fiona on some embarrassing details left out of her memoir, and Fiona offers up an acting critique

Come Fly with Me

Jerome surprises Fiona with an unwelcome travelling companion for her trip to Los Angeles...

Acting Out

Fiona and Allegra conduct a post-mortem on the disastrous trip to Los Angeles. And Allegra, now a Hollywood pariah based

Hands-On Therapy

Fiona's mother, Putsy Hodge, wants to be declared legally insane, and Fiona, once she finds out why, instantly agrees.

Cell Phone

After her roommate's unfortunate death, Putsy Hodge prepares for life in the Big House, while Fiona begs her to lawyer u

The Family Business

Fiona is pleased to discover that Putsy has been cleared of all charges -- but horrified when she discovers that Putsy h

Broadway Babies

Franny Marshall, who is writing the songs for Whistlin’, calls Fiona with a case of writer’s block.

Encore, Encore!

Eff Broadway

Franny’s new songs garner her major attention and propel her into the Pop world.

Inspired by / Stolen From

Jerome tells Fiona the good news: Google wants to buy her mother’s copycat therapy business!

Now You're Talking About My Mother

Jerome, no longer in Putsy’s good graces, calls Fiona to ask for his job back.

Rubber Sheets

Fiona is infuriated to discover that Hayley has been using her NY Penthouse to entertain.

Dixie. Pixie. Smiley Face.

Desperate for access to the campaign documents, Fiona calls Richard to see if he remembers the pass codes.

It Might Have Been Ben Tomlund

Feigning interest in Robin’s “documentary” accomplishments, Fiona calls to get access to her tapes. Desperate for

Once a Blackmailer...

Fiona is horrified to learn that Robin once again has the upper hand – along with incriminating footage of Austen Clar

One Big Russian Family

Fiona asks Richard to help her by destroying Robin’s damaging tapes.

Just Say This Word

Fiona contacts Richard to give him a heads up that the FBI has been tipped off to his mob employers.

Witless Protection

Richard tries to secretly contact Fiona to let her know that he and Robin will be going into Witness Protection.

We're in Good with the NRA

Kip’s call with Fiona is interrupted by Ben, who has some unsettling campaign news.

You Picked a Winner.

Fiona, concerned about how heated the investigation has become, calls Kip desperate for help with accessing his accounts

Game, Set Up, Match

A smug Fiona gets some satisfaction from Ben’s current predicament with the law.

Rejuvenation

Fiona is shocked to find out that Austen plans to marry his baby mama Gina, to secure a legitimate heir.

Get It Out of Me!!

A very pregnant Gina calls Fiona from Austen’s Jet to discuss wedding plans.

Paternity Rites

Jerome contacts Gina with an unusual request having to do with her baby.

The Archivist

Fiona introduces herself to Karen Sharpe, the hoarder who is obsessed with Kip, in order to strike a deal for his briefc

You Know How I Love Puzzles

Fiona makes her way into Karen’s house to try and get her hands on Kip’s briefcase, which has the evidence she needs

Extreme Makeover, Hoarder Edition

Karen calls Fiona very upset, having woken up to find herself and her home newly made-over.

Lucky Charm

Fiona gets a call from a new patient Nick Jericho, whose wife says he has a gambling problem.

Used Cards

Nick calls Fiona extremely frustrated that he has lost a lot of money to a crafty new online gambler.

Deuces Ex Machina

Nick discovers that Fiona is the secret card shark who has been beating him online.

Power Balls

New client Steve Olson reaches out to Fiona for help with his anxiety after winning the NY lottery.

Divestment Opportunities

Steve questions Fiona’s motives after receiving a proposal to invest in Web Therapy.

Swindle and the City

Fiona is shocked to learn that Steve isn’t who he claimed to be.

Long-Distance Lovers

Young couple Blair and Augie reach out for advice from Fiona concerning their long-distance cyber relationship.

Losing Followers

During a session with Blair and Augie, Fiona discovers that the couple is having relationship problems.

Closer When We're Apart

Fiona is stunned to discover that Blair and Augie think they can solve their problems without her…

Penetratress

Fiona becomes reacquainted with her former flame Chris Endicott, who has changed a lot since college…

Hatching a Plan

Chris is desperate: does Fiona want to save a friend’s marriage?

Spritzer Surprise

Fiona is upset that Chris suckered her into being taped by reality tv cameras at their dinner.

Integrate Now

New client, Sylvie Frank, seeks Fiona’s advice concerning her office romance that has gone sour.

You've Come a Long Way Baby

Fiona is stunned to learn her advice landed Sylvie a lucrative new job.

From Before to After

Following a STYLEHAUL event, Fiona discovers she’s won a fashion makeover with Nina Garcia, creative director of Marie

Replacement Gifts

Caspar Lee calls to revoke Fiona’s auction-won makeover with Nina Garcia, and offer her anything else instead!

Ladrona! Ladrona! Fiona!

Nina Garcia, against her better judgment, proceeds with Fiona’s makeover, but is surprised by the fallout of that deci

Internetainment

Caspar Lee calls with a very different proposal from last time, but Fiona’s desire to diagnose and impose her therapy

Call Me Dad

Garreth Pink calls to complain about his new wife, Fiona’s mother!

Marriage Sack

Having followed Fiona’s marriage counseling, Garreth calls back with some good and bad news.

He Liked You Too Much

Putsy explains her recent marital woes to Fiona.

Betsy Boss

Putsy prepares to “get in deep” with the governor during a Revolutionary War reenactment.

We've Been Played

Hayley has returned from Bali with renewed spiritual purpose, and attempts to make amends with Fiona.

Baby Bumps

Fiona and Hayley gang up on deceitful Jerome, but Fiona has an ace up her sleeve.

Pump the Brakes

Putsy realizes the only way to win a Supreme Court appointment is to “manufacture a vacancy” on the Bench.

Burdensome Gifts

Fiona is shocked to discover the NYC penthouse she received as a gift comes with very expensive strings.

Potty Training

Jerome is taking full advantage of Fiona’s NYC penthouse, hopefully benefitting Fiona’s bottom line.

Penthouse Problems

Fiona is on the hook for the penthouse expenses when Jerome admits it wasn’t as luxurious as he thought it’d be.

Welcome Wagoner

Wealthy neighbor Grace Tiverton invites Fiona to join her women’s group, but what’s in it for Fiona?

Neighbor/Nuisance

Following the poorly attended neighborhood game night, Fiona is suspicious of how well Grace Lknows the societal women s

Cunning Chameleon

Fiona’s attempt at an apology backfires when Grace reveals the changed circumstances in the ‘hood.

Together But Apart

Fiona and Kip rekindle their relationship and admit that it’s better when they’re not together.

Attachment Issues

Kip’s law clerk, April, goes above and beyond — maybe even too far — to satisfy his every need. Is Fiona in troubl

Out in the Open

April’s assistance is a dream come true for Fiona… well, except for her not-so-secret love for Fiona’s husband, Ki

All About April

April works her way towards being the new Mrs. Kip Wallice, and is Fiona even upset?

Absolute Last Call

Fiona takes on a new client who is only interested in older women — much older!!

Dropping Candy Bars

Jeb Masters questions his whole existence after meeting Fiona in person.

Jeb Therapy

Jeb is relieved when he discovers Fiona is wiser and more wizened than he thought!

Executor

Austen’s brother, Ewan Clarke, calls to clarify issues regarding the liquidation of Austen’s estate.

Sell Out

Ewan is not responding well to his role as his brother’s executor. Can Fiona “help” him out?

Net Therapy Redux

Ewan’s plan, to declare Austen insane, backfires without Fiona’s testimony, but there’s a silver lining that makes

Looking at Other Things

Prudish new client Judith Frick asks Fiona for advice about a rocky relationship with her future son-in-law.

Learning Experience

Judith Frick calls back, having had a much more intimate experience with her future son-in-law than she anticipated.

Coital Consequences

Fiona’s plotting may have backfired, but she inadvertently solves all of Judith’s issues. Maybe she is a good therap

State Secrets

A long-time admirer calls Fiona to come clean.

Terror Threat

Admirer-turned-foe, Abel Jans, warns Fiona that she’s a terror threat – she only ruins people’s lives.

Surprising Results

Fiona’s advice surprisingly hits home with Abel, so he’s turning over a new leaf, and Fiona’s off the hook!