Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
16-year-old Hillary's father, Dave, refuses to let her go out on a date with a guy older than her. So, to deceive him, s
I.M. What I.M.
Vicky decides to turn to an old, ex-boyfriend over the internet for advice about what to about her son, Larry, who insis
High Crimes
When Dave notices how nice Hillary has been to him recently, he is certain it's because she's having sex with someone. H
Guess Who's Coming to BBQ?
Dave isn't happy when Taye's family is invited over for a barbecue by Vicky, and has a hard time getting along with Taye
Like a Virgin
When Dave finds out that Hillary is asking Vicky about sex, he plans an unexpected family trip to prevent her from going
The Bigger They Come
One of Hillary's friends gets breast implants, so now, Hillary wants to get implants, too. However, both Dave and Vicky
Cheers
When Hillary and her friend Brenda are caught arriving drunk late at night, Dave and Vicky decide to ban alcohol in the
The Empire Spanks Back
When Dave thinks the kids are getting away with too much, he implements a zero-tolerance, pro-spanking policy, since tal
Dave Get Your Gun
Dave becomes upset with Larry because of his lack of interest in masculine activities, and his lead role in the ""Annie
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Grandma Betty comes over with her new boyfriend for dinner with the family. However, soon, Dave finds out that she is sp
It's a Living
Vicky becomes inspired to be more ambitious by Mike when he scores high on a test, with the option of taking the honors
Gimme A Break
The family struggles to adjust to Vicky's new job, which leaves her with less hours to be at home and more hours working
Three's Company
Jodi, one of Vicky’s college friends visits to reveal that she is now sober. But now Dave is afraid that Jodi will tel
How Do You Spell Relief?
Dave suspects Hillary is pregnant when he finds a pregnancy test in the trash. However, he soon learns that a depressed,
Looney Tunes
Dave and Vicky attempt to cheer Mike up when they are convinced he's depressed after find a note in his room. Mike goes
Oh, Grow Up
Dave has to deal with mood swings and PMS when Vicky and Hillary's menstrual cycles start in full swing. So, when a relu
The 17 Year Itch
Dave thinks he's still a catch for the ladies when he gets hit on by an attractive saleswoman at work. But he soon learn
13 Going On $30,000
Mike asks Dave for a bar mitzvah, but he believes Mike is only in it for the party and gifts. However, Mike expresses ge
Snow Job
When Hillary sprains her ankle skiing and lands in the emergency room, a furious Dave becomes even angrier when he reali
The West Palm Beach Story
Dave decides to take the family to Florida to visit his parents, and because it won't cost him a dime. But he soon learn
The Runaways
When Vicky refuses to buy Larry Ice Capades tickets, he runs away from home hoping she'll give in so he can see Brian Bo
Drive Me Crazy
Thinking that Hillary will be grateful, Dave takes the blame when she gets pulled over for reckless driving while she's
Back to School
As school starts up again, Dave is excited that the kids will be out of the house until he and Vicki realize that all of
Dream Crusher
When Larry decides to run for president, Dave is supportive of his son's interest in leadership, until he learns that La
Super Dave
When Kenny's dad cancels on taking the boys to a comic book convention, Larry asks Dave to take them instead. At first,
Car Wars
Dave and Vicky decide to give Hillary the car she wants as long as she agrees to sign a contract so they can completely
I Wash My Hands of You
Hillary dupes her parents when she introduces them to a classmate she’s pretending to date, but ends up going out with
Be Careful What You Wish For
Dave accuses an incensed Hillary of cheating on her SATs after she gets a surprisingly high score. Meanwhile, Vicky and
Love This
Dave thinks he sees Hillary in a "Girls Gone Crazy" video, however, he's relieved when it turns out he's mistaken. But h
Gaza Strip
Kenny's dad, Achmed, pulls up the rose bushes between his home and Dave and Vicky's, believing the property is his after
Corkscrewed
Fearing they're in a rut, Vicky tries to take Dave to a wine appreciation course, but he refuses, and later makes fun of
Love is Blind
Dave is tired of Larry and Mike's constant fighting and suggests that Mike try harder to have a relationship with his br
Out & In
Kenny confronts Dave after hearing that he thinks he's gay, and ends up coming out of the closet to him. Dave suggests t
Put on a Happy Face
When Kenny moves into the Gold's house, Vicky sets out to re-decorate the basement for him, however, her ideas don't mee
It's Not Easy Being Green
Dave starts to put pressure on Hillary for her to do well on her college admissions interview by setting up mock intervi
A Lower-Middle-Upper-Middle-Class Problem
Dave puts the kids on a strict allowance, since they're always asking him for money. Vicky supports him on this... that
Zero Tolerance
When Larry wears Dave's jacket to school by mistake, he ends up getting suspended for 30 days by Principal Fink for find
No Weddings and a Funeral
Vicky's mom Betty and her boyfriend Sid announce their engagement and upcoming wedding in St. Martin and invite the enti
Kenny Doesn't Live Here Anymore
When it's revealed that Kenny and his date will be attending the school's Sadie Hawkins dance, he and his date are both
Take This Job and Bleep It
Due to cutbacks at work, Dave and his two co-workers quit their jobs and start their own business. Meanwhile, Hillary de
The White Shadow
Larry meets with a music executive who wants him to make a demo after hearing a song he composed for a website. After le
The War of the Golds
After a car accident, Dave and Vicky decide to look over their living wills again, and ask their friends Jeff and Mindy
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Larry reveals to his parents that he suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder, so Dave and Vicky try to put him on medicatio
The Graduate
Because of failing gym class, Hillary risks not graduating high school. Feeling that their nest is emptying a little bit
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