Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hidden Hills
Journey to the Center of the Mall
After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first excursion o
Things Just Got Real
Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangled in their
Bathroom Etiquette
Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that lit
Halloween-ween
Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set up a barr
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
50 Shades of Green
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a ma
Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and D
Merry Crap-Mas
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money f
Juan of the Dead
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solv
Gingerbread Man
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature kicks in
Cold War
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
Dream Weavers
At the school dance Reggie attempts to win over Amber, Debbie tries to recapture the magic of her first encounter with M
The Back Nine
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive ne
Space Invaders
Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Amber decide
Mother Clubbers
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeove
Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winnin...
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head
Camping
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an e
I Believe I Can Drive
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms
Sing Like a Larry Bird
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call cou
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon
It Has Begun...
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that s
Family Conference
Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.
September Fools
After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that
The Neighbours
Ever since the Joyner-Kersee family has been cut off financially, Jackie secretly got a job at a Mexican restaurant; Jac
The One with Interspecies Friends
Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programmin
Challoweenukah
Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukkah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume cont
Any Friggin' Sunday
Debbie focuses on Amber and Reggie's relationship as football season consumes the rest of the household; Larry tries to
We Jumped the Shark (Tank)
When Debbie creates a unique purse, Jackie gets them booked on "Shark Tank"; Amber choreographs Abby's dance for a big r
Good Debbie Hunting
Debbie wants to enroll in business school but first must pass a qualifying exam; Reggie and Amber's relationship is test
Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait
Marty's father visits unexpectedly with stunning news, dashing Debbie and Marty's hopes for an uneventful Thanksgiving;
Supreme Like Me
A rift is caused when Jackie's parents help Debbie and Marty with a burst water pipe; Larry increases his efforts to fin
A Christmas Story
When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each
Fear and Loving in New Jersey
Debbie and Marty teach the Bird-Kersees self-defense; Larry wants to build panic room.
High School Reunion
Marty and Debbie prepare for their high school reunion, where Debbie will face her arch nemesis and Marty and his high s
Man, Actually
Debbie faces a flirtatious professor at school; Amber mourns her relationship with Reggie; Larry and Reggie's Zabvronian
You've Lost That Larry Feeling
Debbie's maternal instincts take over when she hosts her college study group; for the first time, Larry experiences jeal
Oscar Party
Debbie finally joins a popular social media outlet and starts friending her old friends from Bayonne. Because she and Ma
Balle Balle
Marty and Debbie are worried when Larry Bird tells them his Indian co-worker at the coffee shop has invited him to a tra
A Night in (Lou Ferrigno's Hibachi) Heaven
Marty plans a date night that isn't what Debbie envisioned; Dick falls for the new baby sitter.
Uncle Benjamin
Debbie's estranged mother invites the Weavers to her timeshare in San Diego so they can meet her newly adopted 10-year-o
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Marty and Debbie love their new Friday night bowling league but Debbie is terrible and the other two teammates ask Marty
All That Jazzy Jeff
Larry's brother DJ Jazzy Jeff visits in the hopes of bringing everyone home to Zabvron; Amber admits to having a boyfrie
There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.
