Seasons & Episodes
Episode 1
This satirical soap opera introduces the Campbells and the Tates: two suburban families of unequal prosperity but equal
Episode 2
In order to leave the mob, Danny is ordered to kill his father's killer; Chester is blackmailed by his secretary; and th
Episode 3
Jessica fails to confess her infidelity; Mary fails to terminate Burt's impotence; and Danny learns the identity of the
Episode 4
Jessica resolves to end her affair with Peter; Claire ends Chester's affair with Pigeon; and Danny tries to end Burt's l
Episode 5
Jodie tells his family about his planned sex-change operation; Burt and Mary tell a psychiatrist about their problem; Co
Episode 6
Corrine moves out of the Tate house; Burt announces the return of his son Chuck, the ventriloquist; and Danny gets one l
Episode 7
The Major kidnaps a neighbor; Claire fails to convince Jessica that Chester is cheating; Burt's son Chuck, the schizophr
Episode 8
Unable to bring himself to kill Burt, Danny goes into hiding from the mob; Bob, the ventriloquist's dummy, continues to
Episode 9
Jodie goes into the hospital for his sex change operation; Dr. Medlow cures Burt's impotence; and Jessica finally witnes
Episode 10
The Godfather visits Mary; Danny visits in disguise; Mary spurns Burt's advances; Corinne visits Father Tim; and Dennis
Episode 11
Learning of Jodie's suicide attempt, the Campbells rush to his hospital bedside. Corinne and Jessica confront their men
Episode 12
Jodie leaves the hospital and prepares for his first date with a woman; Jessica and Corinne are furious with Peter for c
Episode 13
Burt plans a party to celebrate his victory over impotency, but a tragic discovery leaves him in no mood for merrymaking
Episode 14
Every member of the Campbell and Tate households seems to be a suspect in Peter's murder, but Chief of Police Tinkler an
Episode 15
Danny takes drastic steps to keep from being killed and a mysterious woman arrives at Tinkler's jail with a startling an
Episode 16
After receiving some shocking news, Corinne is released from jail - and Jessica is arrested.
Episode 17
After gloating over Jessica's arrest, Ingrid pays a threatening visit to the Campbell's. Eunice and the Congressman rece
Episode 18
The Campbells consider having Burt committed while Father Tim pays Corinne a farewell visit and Chester fires Claire
Episode 19
Mary finally gets Burt to see a doctor. Jessica tries to make peace with Corinne, and Eunice finds herself locked out on
Episode 20
Eunice and Walter race to recover some incriminating evidence, and Jessica and Chester receive a few shocks from their f
Episode 21
Jessica's astonishing behavior on the first day of her trial for the murder of tennis pro Peter Campbell causes pandemon
Episode 22
Jessica and Chester Tate wreck havoc on the judicial system along with their sarcastic butler, Benson, when the three te
Episode 23
Jessica Tate may be at the end of her rope when a surprise witness is brought into the courtroom to present startling an
Episode 24
Jodie's friendship with Carol takes a confusing turn, while Jessica awaits the jury's verdict in her trial.
Episode 25
Lefkowitz's threat to kill the entire Campbell clan and startling announcements by Father Tim and Mr. Mallu are temporar
Episode 26
Chester tries to commit suicide, Jodie moves in with Carol, Mary suspects Burt of having an affair, Mother Flotsky puts
Episode 27
Chester and Dutch escape from prison, Carol tells Jodie that she is pregnant, and the Tates all disappear into the basem
Episode 28
Chester and Dutch are discovered hiding in the basement, Chuck attempts to go on a date without Bob, and Eunice and Dutc
Episode 29
Jessica gives Corinne marriage advice, Mary tells Burt she wants to go back to school, Dutch takes off and Chester has a
Episode 30
Jodie proposes to Carol, Mother Flotsky drops dead, Sally the secretary attempts to seduce Danny and Burt, and Chester n
Episode 31
Tim decides he's cursed, Dutch visits Eunice, and Chester survives the operation but loses his memory.
Episode 32
The Tates visit Chester in the hospital, Carol tells her father about her impending wedding to Jodie, and Sally is still
Episode 33
Chester comes home ... sort of. Dutch and Eunice decide to run away together, Corinne tells Jessica she's pregnant, and
Episode 34
Burt awakens next to Sally, Chester thinks he's Marlene Dietrich, Tim's first and last day at work goes badly, and Carol
Episode 35
Dutch and Eunice say goodbye to Jessica and Chester, Burt tries to end his relationship with Sally, Chester disappears,
Episode 36
Detective George Donohue tries to find Chester, Corinne's pregnancy is further along than can be explained, and Burt and
Episode 37
Danny is allowed to talk to Elaine, Donohue tells Jessica that he loves her and Carol leaves Jodie standing at the altar
Episode 38
Burt and Danny practice the ransom drop, Elaine is shot and killed while escaping, Chuck and Bob have a new mind-reading
Episode 39
Burt tells Sally to find a new job, the Tates visit Dutch and Eunice, Danny goes after Elaine's killers, and Chester reg
Episode 40
Sally tells Mary that Burt is having an affair with her and an 18-year-old girl, Carol tells Jodie he's unfit to be a fa
Episode 41
Burt, Danny, Jodie, Chuck, and Bob drown their sorrows during a night on the town. Tim announces he's moving to a cave
Episode 42
Corinne gives birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Mary angrily confronts Burt with his alleged infidelities. Jodie
Episode 43
Burt learns that Inga Swenson is behind Sally's treachery. Danny meets Alice, his first lesbian. Jessica decides to ha
Episode 44
Jessica tells Chester about her affair with Donohue. Billy runs into a former classmate who has joined a religious cult
Episode 45
Jessica tells Chester and Donohue that she's torn between them. Jodie brings Alice home to meet the Campbells. Corinne
Episode 46
No one believes Burt saw a UFO. Benson visits Billy at the Sunnies'. Jessica apologizes to Donohue for taking so long
Episode 47
Jessica leads the family in the exorcism on Corrine's baby. Jodie and Alice grow closer. Danny finds himself in danger
Episode 48
Burt wakes up on the spaceship. Mrs. David arrives with Jodie's daughter. Jessica chooses Chester. Danny is missing.
Episode 49
Alien Burt has his way with Mary, and she's not complaining. Real Burt meets Saul, who tells Burt he cannot escape the
Episode 50
Billy is rescued from the Sunnies. Mary is oversexed. Danny is saved by Millie. Jodie is torn between Alice and Wendy
Episode 51
Burt and Saul escape the spaceship but find themselves in other danger. Jessica finally convinces Detective Donohue to
Episode 52
The Tates adjust to life with Dutch in the house. Danny returns home with Millie. Mary grows increasingly suspicious o
Episode 53
Real Burt calls Mary, but Alien Burt intercepts Mary on her way to meet him. Jessica confronts Chester with her suspici
Episode 54
The Tates and Campbells gather to welcome Dutch to the family--and scare Millie away in the process. Billy and Leslie's
Episode 55
Mary begins to question her sanity. Eunice and Corinne call Chester on his cheating. Real Burt turns to Jodie for help
Episode 56
Billy tells Jessica about his affair with Leslie. Burt returns home to share his ordeal with Mary. Danny meets a black
Episode 57
Jessica catches Chester with another woman. Burt and Mary go for their annual physicals. Danny tries to find Polly. J
Episode 58
Jessica agrees to see a marriage counselor with Chester. The Campbells urge Jodie to move back home. Burt is jealous o
Episode 59
Jodie and Wendy move in with the Campbells. Chester and Jessica see a marriage counselor. Danny finds Polly. Burt get
Episode 60
Burt can't bring himself to tell Mary he won't live to see their baby born. Danny and Polly declare their love for one
Episode 61
Danny learns of Burt's illness and agrees to help Burt win a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records. Eunice asks Cor
Episode 62
While Burt searches for a world record to break, Mary suspects something is wrong. Dutch and Corinne bond. Suddenly si
Episode 63
Carol pays a late-night visit to Jodie and Wendy. Jessica sees a psychiatrist who is crazier than she is. Burt learns
Episode 64
Burt rushes home with news that he isn't dying and vows to live the rest of his life to the fullest. The minister's dau
Episode 65
Burt announces he will run for Sheriff, and Danny wants to be Deputy. Jodie enlists Mr. Mallu's help in his fight for W
Episode 66
Danny and Polly have Burt and Mary to their new house for an eventful evening. Billy dumps Leslie, who threatens suicid
Episode 67
At the hospital, the family anxiously awaits Jessica's diagnosis. Burt becomes Sheriff but must remove the outgoing she
Episode 68
Jessica asks Chester to move back home while she's in the hospital. Dr. Hill tells Chester that Jessica is very sick. Bu
Episode 69
Season #3 season finale was an expanded episode of 60 minutes. Now shown in two parts in syndication.
Episode 70
Dr. Hill revives Jessica, who remains in a coma. Danny and Burt wake up in an adult motel. Mary is relieved to see tha
Episode 71
Jessica tells her suitors that she is moving on with her life--without them. Burt and Danny consider responses to Tibbs
Episode 72
After Burt tells Jodie there's nothing the law can do to help find Wendy, Jodie takes matters into his own hands. Jessi
Episode 73
Chester puts the moves on the maid of honor at Dutch and Eunice's wedding. The blackmail photos of Burt and Danny hit t
Episode 74
The Tates and Campbells learn of Jessica's abduction. Billy heads to Malaguay to rescue his mother. Jodie hires a P.I.
Episode 75
Danny finds a hooker who will help bring Tibbs to justice. The cash-poor Tates hold a barbecue. Leslie gets more creat
Episode 76
Jessica consoles a depressed El Puerco and convinces him to fight the revolution from her house in Connecticut. Gwen te
Episode 77
Burt sells his construction company to Chester and Dutch. Jodie and Maggie learn that Carol has run off to New Mexico w
Episode 78
Jessica returns home with El Puerco and his three Juans. Danny asks Gwen to move in with him. Jodie and Maggie, on the
Episode 79
Jessica and Chester announce their divorce. Danny reveals his love for Gwen. Jodie tells the family about his affair w
Episode 80
Burt vows to make Tibbs pay for his crimes; Jessica makes an unsuccessful attempt to seduce El; Danny's critical injury
Episode 81
Jodie and Maggie are taken captive by Minja warriors in Malibu; Burt becomes a hero after finally capturing Tibbs; and M
Episode 82
Jessica and Danny are both shocked by the news that Chester is Danny's real father; Burt becomes a media hero because of
Episode 83
Chester becomes the vital kidney donor on Danny's behalf; Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life by playacting;
Episode 84
Burt alienates his family as his fame continues to grow; Danny is offended when Burt disapproves of his plans to marry G
Episode 85
Jodie, Maggie and Wendy are rescued from the fortress by Burt, Chuck, Bob, Billy, El Puerco, Juan One, the Major, Dutch,
