Seasons & Episodes
Between the Toes
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
Princess Diana
You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Jus
A Black Spot on the Heart
Strawberries
Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to you
Do the Ramadan
Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran
Refugees
So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if sh
Ne Me Quitte Pas
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this v
Saving Mikaela
You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just b
Dude, Where’s My Country?
ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t
Cairo Cowboy
Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart.
Bay'ah
Bro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.
Can You Hear Me Now?
Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
Little Omar
Miakhalifa.mov
You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?
3riana grande
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Li
They
Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.
Atlantic City
do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.
Frank
masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.
Uncle Naseem
Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh
can we just pray together?
harry potter
are you watching horse porn?
egyptian cigarettes
ramy, ramy, ramy, harami!
limoges
egypt will be just like america.
that's what she said
the prayer mat is not for sale.
bad momma
i don't care about your halal/haraam ratio.
american life coach
the whole village cries.
second opinion doctor
emotional labor.
merchants in medina
praying. be back soon.
a blanket on the television
austin powers is classic cinema.
we gave it all up for hot dogs
