Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Jay has just recently married his younger, Colombian wife, Gloria, but he's having trouble keeping up with her and her s
The Bicycle Thief
Phil is determined to help Luke prove to mom that he is responsible enough to have the brand new bike they just got him
Come Fly with Me
Phil pushes Jay to go out with him and fly his new model plane. While Manny takes time out to play with Luke, Gloria acc
The Incident
Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone she off
Coal Digger
The whole family is invited to Jay and Gloria's for some barbeque and football. However an earlier incident at school b
Run for Your Wife
It's the first day back at school for the kids and, at the Dunphy house, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire is
En Garde
The whole family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful in the spor
Great Expectations
With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present: a private
Fizbo
Nothing is too big when Phil and Claire decide to throw Luke the biggest and best birthday party a boy could ever want,
Undeck the Halls
Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house until the kids get in some trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to take
Up All Night
Gloria is less than pleased with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Meanwhile,
Not In My House
When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily corr
Fifteen Percent
Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believ
Moon Landing
Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie, visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. Meanwhile
My Funky Valentine
Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little "role play" excursion. Meanwh
Fears
When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark an
Truth Be Told
After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly vi
Starry Night
Phil and Claire each tackle one of their kids' school projects; Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-so
Game Changer
It could not be more perfect that Phil's birthday and the release date of a hot new product coincide, and he wants noth
Benched
When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the
Travels with Scout
Claire is caught off guard when Phil's father shows up in an RV with a little four legged friend, and she becomes suspic
Airport 2010
For Jay's birthday, Gloria gives him the best surprise -- a romantic birthday getaway to Hawaii -- the only kicker is sh
Hawaii
Jay could not be more excited to do nothing but indulge and relax in this tropical paradise, but then an unexpected rea
Family Portrait
Claire painstakingly plans for a new family portrait to be taken, but it seems like everything and everybody is working
The Old Wagon
Phil finally agrees to sell the old station wagon but only after a family trip down memory lane; Cameron asks Jay for he
The Kiss
Gloria decides to honor her late grandmother by cooking more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out Alex is inter
Earthquake
When an earthquake hits, Claire gets stuck in the bathroom with the plumber; Manny experiences an existential crisis whi
Strangers on a Treadmill
Claire tries to stop Phil from embarrassing himself at a realtors' banquet by giving an unfunny speech, while Mitchell t
Unplugged
In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge the family to see who can abstain from using their elec
Halloween
Claire gets ready to spookify the Dunphy house for the trick or treaters during her favorite holiday. She gives each fam
Chirp
Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick, and Phil is preoccupied by the taunts
Manny Get Your Gun
It's Manny's birthday and the family is gathering at a restaurant to celebrate, though Manny himself is depressed about
Mother Tucker
Mitchell tries to tell Cameron how he feels uncomfortable with his mom, Barb Tucker. Meanwhile, Haley breaks up with Dyl
Dance Dance Revelation
At Luke and Manny's first school dance, Jay and Phil take them to the mall which turns disastrous, Claire's happiness tu
Slow Down Your Neighbors
Claire becomes a determined neighborhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds though their stre
Our Children, Ourselves
Phil and Claire pressure Alex to ease back on her school work, but begin to worry about their own intellectual drives. M
Caught in the Act
It's Phil and Claire's anniversary, and when the kids go to surprise them with breakfast in bed, they get a surprise of
Bixby's Back
Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year's Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jay's surpri
Princess Party
The guest list for Lily's princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite his m
Regrets Only
Phil and Claire have a huge fight and Phil hasn't a clue as to what it was over, so Gloria steps in to counsel Phil whil
Two Monkeys and a Panda
Claire runs herself ragged trying to fix the relationship between Haley and Alex, while Phil sneaks off to the spa. Mean
Boys' Night
Luke becomes friends with a curmudgeon old neighbor, which does not please Phil and Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny
The Musical Man
Cameron is overzealous in his planning of the spring musical performance at Luke and Manny's school. Jay's brother visit
Someone to Watch Over Lily
Mitchell and Cameron assess their family members in trying to decide who would best take care of Lily should anything ha
Mother's Day
Claire and Gloria's Mother's Day excursion outdoors with the kids turns into the mother of all disasters. Meanwhile, Phi
Good Cop, Bad Dog
Jay advises a dog trainer, while Phil and Claire switch parenting duties to the kids' chagrin. Mitchell has an extra Lad
See You Next Fall
The whole family is gathering at Jay's before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from middle school, but while at
The One That Got Away
Jay wants to go fishing on his birthday, but the family insists he have a big party, leading Claire and Mitchell to get
Dude Ranch
While vacationing on Lost Creek Ranch, the three families try their hands at a little cattle herding, skeet shooting and
When Good Kids Go Bad
Mitchell and Cameron plan an evening with the whole family to break the happy news that they're attempting to adopt anot
Phil on Wire
Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast
Door to Door
Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire petitions for a stop sign at a busy intersection. Phil and Luke try to
Hit and Run
Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems but both are unreceptive. Claire considers running against Counci
Go Bullfrogs!
Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a
Treehouse
Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty and his girlfriend do
After the Fire
The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbor's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan int
Punkin Chunkin
When an old neighborhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what
Express Christmas
The Pritchett clan decide to celebrate Christmas a little early (and in a hurry) so they split up to gather the holiday
Lifetime Supply
Phil contemplates the worst, after missing a call from the doctor. Elsewhere, Javier, Manny's biological father, pays an
Egg Drop
Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a
Little Bo Bleep
Claire prepares for her debate with Duane Bailey. Mitch and Cam try to clean up Lily's language before her turn as a flo
Me? Jealous?
Phil's preoccupation with a business opportunity blinds him to his new partner's inappropriate behavior around Claire. M
Aunt Mommy
Phil and Claire go overboard with drinks, and divulging personal information, on a night out to celebrate the sale of a
Virgin Territory
It's a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments, Phil overhears s
Leap Day
Mitchell feels pressured to make Cameron's birthday extra special. People start to question Jay's manliness, and the gir
Send Out the Clowns
The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. Phil is seri
Election Day
Claire's race for town council comes to a head on Election Day as the Dunphys make phone calls for votes and Mitchell an
The Last Walt
A visit from Cameron's father features an awkward dinner for Jay and Gloria at Mitchell and Cameron's house. Meanwhile,
Planes, Trains and Cars
Phil buys a car without consulting Claire. Jay is on a mission to get to his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny.
Disneyland
When the family travels to Disneyland, Phil struggles to keep up with Luke, Claire is shocked when they run into Dylan,
Tableau Vivant
Gloria and Jay bicker while trying to order lunch at a diner. Claire and Cam have different theories on how to disciplin
Baby on Board
Gloria's bilingualism comes in handy on Mitchell and Cameron's quest to adopt another child. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny he
Bringing Up Baby
Phil takes Jay on an unconventional fishing trip; Gloria wonders how to break the news about her pregnancy; Dylan tempor
Schooled
Claire and Phil embarass Haley when they drop her off at college; Manny makes Gloria and Jay take a class; Lily gets int
Snip
Phil gets a vasectomy; Gloria and Jay can't agree on whether or not they should find out the sex of the baby; Mitchell t
The Butler's Escape
Luke wants to quit magic and Phil just can't seem to accept it. Meanwhile, one of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is sno
Open House of Horrors
Claire must reign in her enthusiasm for Halloween and keep her celebration kid-friendly; Phil decides to hold an open ho
Yard Sale
Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale to help Manny and Luke with their school's charity fundraiser, and the entire family pit
Arrested
Cameron watches Alex and Luke while Phil, Claire and Mitchell deal with Haley's arrest; Jay tries to cut a surprise visi
Mistery Date
When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a b
When a Tree Falls
Mitch and Cam try to save an old tree in the park. Jay takes Manny to a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. Gloria and
Diamond in the Rough
When Manny and Luke's Little League team makes it to the playoffs, Claire and Cameron search for a field to use. Gloria
New Year's Eve
Jay and the family plan to celebrate New Year's together at a hotel in Palm Springs, but the hotel doesn't meet their ex
Party Crasher
Gloria and Jay try to make Manny's 14th birthday extra special by planning a surprise party; Haley starts hanging out wi
Fulgencio
When Gloria's mother and sister visit, they bring traditions, baby names and family baggage; Phil helps the kids with th
A Slight at the Opera
When the lead in the school's production of "Phantom of the Opera" gets sick, Manny is willing to do anything to land th
Heart Broken
Claire and Phil's Valentine's Day romp ends with Claire in the hospital. Jay and Gloria's attempts at romance face const
Bad Hair Day
Things get awkward when Phil shows up at Claire's college reunion. Jay is fixated on winning a big bowling tournament. A
Best Men
Mitch and Cam's friend Sal announces she's getting married the next day and they are in the wedding; Gloria doesn't trus
The Wow Factor
Claire and Cam bring in a third party (Wendi McLendon-Covey) when they reach an impasse on a landscaping decision; Phil
The Future Dunphys
At the hospital Claire and Phil see the older version of their family; Mitchell and Cameron plan a day for Lily and Glor
Flip Flop
Phil gets desperate when Cam and Claire's flipped house is more difficult to sell than expected; Javier brings his new g
Career Day
Phil is jazzed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day. Gloria c
My Hero
Mitch's ex-boyfriend, a personable and successful doctor, invites the whole family to a fundraising event at a roller ri
Games People Play
Phil gets a new RV for a fun family road trip. Jay and Gloria search for Manny's backpack. Lily's gymnastics meet brings
Goodnight, Gracie
Everyone flies down to Florida to be with Phil after his mom's passing. Claire helps Phil with Gracie's last wish for Fr
Suddenly, Last Summer
The family is in the throes of summer activities: Phil and Claire are trying to orchestrate a kid-free week by coordinat
First Days
Luke and Manny have their first day at high school, which proves to be harder for Phil and Gloria than for the boys. Els
Larry's Wife
Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Ca
Farm Strong
Cam's sister comes to town with good news, Phil and Claire agree to skip Luke's soccer game, Gloria refuses to admit she
The Late Show
The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get.
The Help
Jay and Manny oppose Gloria's decision to hire a male nanny. Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank. Mitch and Cam ask Peppe
A Fair to Remember
The family attends the annual school fair and Phil has a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise planned for Claire at the
ClosetCon '13
With some urging from Claire, Jay begrudgingly agrees to return to ClosetCon this year, and things get interesting when
The Big Game
With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy even when
The Old Man & the Tree
Jay takes Manny out to cut down their own Christmas tree, and Gloria is on edge with mom in town, but changes her tune w
And One to Grow On
Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the jokes on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer.
Under Pressure
The high school open house puts the parents in a bit of a time warp when Claire finds herself stressed out by all the pr
Three Dinners
Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future; Jay receives news from his friend Sho
iSpy
Claire and Phil decide to spy on Luke and Manny as they're hanging out with one of their more questionable friends. Mean
The Feud
Phil is upset to have lost his elected office of social chair to his nemesis Gil Thorpe, and when he finds out Luke is c
Spring-a-Ding-Fling
Cameron is in charge of the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-
Other People's Children
It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him the way around tools and impart some manly wisdom,
Las Vegas
he adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodations courtesy of one of his big cl
A Hard Jay's Night
Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper Cam's father whittled out of soap for th
Australia
The entire family tags along as Phil fulfills his mom's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where
Sleeper
Phil fails at his one task to stay home and wait for the repairman, forcing him to tell an elaborate lie to hide the tru
Message Received
Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wed
The Wedding (1)
Mitch and Cam's big day is finally here and nothing can ruin it, until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and
The Wedding (2)
The wedding day chaos continue as the entire party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start to get test
The Long Honeymoon
Cameron isn't ready to conclude his honeymoon with Mitchell after their wedding. Gloria takes Jay to task over his appea
Do Not Push
Phil, Luke, and Haley cause nothing but aggravation for Alex when they tag along on her tour of Caltech. Jay and Gloria
The Cold
The Dunphys are down with a cold, thanks to Phil. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny deal with playing football, and Camer
Marco Polo
Things become tense when the Dunphys temporarily move into a hotel, Gloria is suspicious of Manny's new girlfriend, and
Won't You Be Our Neighbor
The Dunphys try to persuade the perfect couple to move in next door, Manny dates the daughter of Jay's biggest nemesis,
Halloween 3: AwesomeLand
Phil takes over Halloween decorating duties from Claire. Jay is upset when he wants to dress up as Prince Charming but G
Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
Haley and Andy start spending a lot of time together. Gloria wants Manny to learn Spanish at school instead of French, a
Three Turkeys
Phil and Luke take over Thanksgiving duties but Claire readies an emergency plan. Jay and Gloria get their holiday plans
Strangers in the Night
Jay and Gloria try to get out of parties they must attend. Mitchell's kind gesture to a co-worker backfires on him, and
Haley's 21st Birthday
Claire and Gloria hang out with Haley on her 21st birthday. Alex, Luke and Manny babysit Lily and she decides to drop th
The Day We Almost Died
A near miss from a crash has everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new carpe diem mentality.
The Big Guns
The Dunphys learn that neighbor wars are not for the faint of heart.
Rash Decisions
When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil's new right-hand man. Joe might be allergic to
Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
Claire believes that Phil could be more into "Juliana" than her. Gloria's sister pays a visit.
Fight or Flight
Jay shows Manny how to defend himself whilst Mitch and Cam decide to throw Sal a belated baby shower.
Connection Lost
Claire does some online snooping that causes drama with the rest of the family.
Closet? You'll Love It!
When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay race to shoot a commercial of their own.
Spring Break
Claire tackles spring cleaning; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival.
Grill, Interrupted
Jay's birthday comes with a number of interesting gifts, including Phil's high-tech outdoor grill, and Claire and Mitche
Knock 'Em Down
Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice
Integrity
Jay and Phil try to stand up for themselves on the home front while Haley attempts it at work.
Patriot Games
Alex learns she has to share valedictorian honors with a rival, but the tie could be broken by a 1-mile run for a gym gr
Crying Out Loud
Claire gets a job offer from a big hotel chain, but can't tell if Jay wants her to take it or keep working for him. Mean
American Skyper
The sixth season ends with Alex's graduation party at Jay and Gloria's house, but Phil is stuck in Seattle on a business
Summer Lovin'
Haley gets back together with Dylan. Alex and Sanjay plan their breakup since they are both going off to college. Mitche
The Day Alex Left for College
Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn't want to spend the day at Phil's
The Closet Case
Mitchell takes a job with a rival of Jay's; Luke and Manny visit Alex but use the opportunity to meet girls; Gloria is u
She Crazy
Phil convinces Lily to help with hatch the ducks he made a habitat for; Claire wants to impress her father with some ide
The Verdict
Gloria is excited at the possibility for being selected for jury duty; Claire brings Alex and Haley to work and hopes to
The More You Ignore Me
Phil is surprised by Claire's reaction to Luke's arrest; Mitchell helps Gloria figure out the secret to her family sauce
Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
Phil is selling an upscale home where various members of the family sneak off for alone time.
Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
Gloria wins a silent auction to have a therapist come for an afternoon with the adults; Haley and Alex consider dumping
White Christmas
Gloria's plans for a White Christmas don't go as planned.
Playdates
Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to fulfill their promise of a special day for Mitchell; Gloria arranges a playdate with a
Spread Your Wings
Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help expedite the ducks leaving the nest while Phil is off visiting Alex at
Clean for a Day
Claire decides to get rid of all of the clutter out of the house before taking over Jay's business. Jay's new hobby caus
Thunk in the Trunk
Phil feels unappreciated as Claire is busy running the closet business. A life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce
The Storm
A powerful storm hits Los Angeles and causes widespread power outages, so the entire Pritchett clan hunkers down at Jay
I Don't Know How She Does It
Jay and Gloria are suffering with a lack of sleep after Joe goes through a fussy phase. Claire's balance of life and wor
The Cover-Up
Phil has a new client whom he tries to hide from his wife because she's attractive, while Claire would rather keep her h
Express Yourself
Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, the only problem is that they are both so r
The Party
Manny and Luke babysit Lily so the adults in the family can have some fun, which includes Phil and Mitchell seeing a mov
Man Shouldn't Lie
Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfort
Promposal
With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert and convinced there is a mole in the company. Meanwhile
Crazy Train
Dede is getting remarried, and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecs
Double Click
Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire one of her employees, while, back at home, Phil thinks he caught Luke w
A Tale of Three Cities
After recent trips take the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to J
A Stereotypical Day
Jay does not want to give the new family moving in across the street the wrong impression and goes out of his way to mak
Blindsided
The Dunphys and Pritchett's are going head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance at getting into college is running
Weathering Heights
Phil can't cover up his excitement when he's invited to appear in a real-estate news segment for the local news. The day
Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of and is at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensin
Grab It
Jay's favorite place in the world, and only refuge, may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a membe
Thanksgiving Jamboree
It's going to be a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year and Cameron has spared no expense. While
The Alliance
Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girl's day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be a little more angst-filled than expec
Snow Ball
When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up
Ringmaster Keifth
Trying to recover from his Thanksgiving debacle, Cam decides to treat the family to a New Year's Day feast. After realiz
Sarge & Pea
Cam is incensed that an anonymous and rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her recent dance recital.
Do You Believe In Magic
Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his altar ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentin
Do It Yourself
Feeling empowered after his successful do-it-yourself project, Phil convinces Jay to co-invest in a property he has alwa
Heavy Is the Head
Despite their lofty hopes, Phil and Jay's property investment might turn out to be a bust, forcing Phil to rethink his o
Finding Fizbo
Cam is enraged when he receives an online video showing someone has been desecrating his beloved Fizbo costume, which se
Basketball
After choking at last year's charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when N
Pig Moon Rising
Mitchell knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cameron's beloved pet pig Lilly while exercising in the garage, but
Five Minutes
So much can happen to the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan in five minutes! Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a new f
Frank's Wedding
Frank Dunphy's Roaring 20s-themed wedding day is finally here, and to get into the spirit, Phil gets the Dunphy clan to
All Things Being Equal
Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and
Alone Time
Everyone deserves a little alone time now and then, so when Mitch and Jay separately seek out a much-needed retreat from
The Graduates
Manny's father, Javier, shows up for his graduation and takes him out on a wild night of celebration, and then Jay steps
Lake Life
Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat on a lake in an effort to create memories that will l
The Long Goodbye
Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they give her credit for when they drop in
Catch of the Day
Phil's convinced he is going to have a day of bad luck after failing to successfully complete his daily superstition. Ho
Sex, Lies & Kickball
Jay's best friend, Shorty, is back from Costa Rica and stays at the house so they can catch up and reconnect. However, S
It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but it seems no one shares their same enthusiasm making
Ten Years Later
Claire is determined to make up for her less-than-joyful mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their tenth-annive
Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that
Brushes with Celebrity
The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount all their biggest celebrity encounters. Phil shows a house to his musical hero,
Tough Love
After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip in the wild will be just w
No Small Feet
When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution; and P
He Said, She Shed
Claire's request to build a “She Shed” in their backyard is denied by the homeowners association and only Luke and P
Dear Beloved Family
Gloria has to rush Phil to the hospital for an emergency surgery after he experiences some intense stomach pains and ral
In Your Head
When Luke goes missing after a night out in a sketchy neighborhood, Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to track him down. Me
Written in the Stars
Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up
Spanks for the Memories
When Jay overhears Gloria on the phone talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. When he atte
Wine Weekend
The family goes on a wine tasting trip and stays in Haley's new boss' country house where the only rule is: Don't touch
Royal Visit
Haley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend comes to meet the family, setting Claire and Phil off in a competition about
Daddy Issues
When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge stops by for a visit, his striking resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might
CHiPs and Salsa
When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain
Mother!
When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Ale
The Escape
Haley meets Arvin's parents but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all of her ex-
Clash of Swords
Mitchell sneaks out to “Hero-Con” with fanboy Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show “Clash of S
I Love a Parade
The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan are going to be setting off more than a few fireworks when they get together at the ann
Kiss and Tell
Haley needs a little help deciding whether or not to tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan and goes to Mitch and Cam for
A Sketchy Area
Phil stumbles into an exciting new career after dropping by Luke's college. Claire deals with her dad, and the merger of
Torn Between Two Lovers
Haley can't seem to choose between her past and present relationships and is forced to make a decision. Manny returns to
Good Grief
It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with h
On the Same Paige
When Phil learns that his real estate class will be cancelled if any additional students drop it, he turns on his powers
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
When Cam forgets the words to his favorite country song, he blames Mitch and decides he needs to reconnect with his root
Kids These Days
Haley needs a little motherly advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Jay and Cam's le
Putting Down Roots
Dede's husband, Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of
Stuck in a Moment
Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget if she can just figure out the perfect time. Cla
A Moving Day
Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own as they move them into their new apartmen
Blasts from the Past
Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before they become grandparents, and Dylan introduces them t
Whanex?
While preparing a presentation for his students about their future goals, Cam must also contend with a bully at the scho
We Need to Talk About Lily
Phil may have conquered his biggest real estate challenge when he thinks he found Pepper his dream home. Meanwhile, in a
SuperShowerBabyBowl
Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party, and Claire is hosting a baby shower for Haley; both at Jay's house. What could go wro
Red Alert
Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for – at all – so they call in reinforcemen
The Wild
Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle after Gloria asks them to keep an eye o
Stand By Your Man
Dylan and Luke are really impressed with Bill's tales of heroism and survival as a firefighter, which make Phil feel ema
Yes-Woman
In an effort to be less negative, Claire is rebranding herself as the girl who says “yes” and inadvertently approves
Can't Elope
Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go as smoothly as they had hoped. Meanwhile,
Commencement
Cam is finally getting a chance to shine when he is asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the las
A Year of Birthdays
As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, we take a look back at how each family member celebrated their birth
New Kids on the Block
Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old meth
Snapped
Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important wom
Perfect Pairs
Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting! However, when they real
Pool Party
Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party but discover their own. M
The Last Halloween
Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Meanwhile, for the first time, Gloria is feeling self-conscious
A Game of Chicken
Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home
The Last Thanksgiving
Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they have split up and have definitely chosen a side, and Haley attempt
Tree's a Crowd
The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan's hippie mom moves in and Claire's lonely stepdad, Jerry, wants to
The Last Christmas
Cameron is hoping to keep everyone happy for their annual Christmas dinner as he hides and prepares for his big intervie
The Prescott
Alex's new company is putting her up at a new luxury apartment with full amenities and a list of high-profile residents
Legacy
Phil pays a visit to his dad to make sure he is ok after hearing some concerning news about him. Meanwhile, Jay gives Cl
Dead on a Rival
Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray, a former resident of the house, shows up unexpectedly. Meanwhile, th
Paris
In one last family trip, the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award
Spuds
Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents. While out to dinner, they run
Baby Steps
Claire has landed an interview for her dream job and is thwarted on her way to the interview by Phil's tricky staircase.
I'm Going to Miss This
Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye. Meanwhile, Haley,
Finale (1)
Mitchell and Cam settle in on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out in ord
Finale (2)
The entire family discovers saying goodbye is much harder than it seems.
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