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Dear Julian

Dear Julian

Dear Julian

2015 2 Seasons 36 Episodes ⭐ 0.0 Comedy

Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.

Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.

Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla

Got a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter reti

EP 2

Banging and Pokey

Accidentally made your best friend's sister pregnant and don't know what the fuck to do? Tell Dear Julian...

EP 3

Potatoes in a Bucket

Julian has advice for a lonely Swedish stoner, a wannabe muscleman, and a realtor trying to make it in the trailer park

EP 4

Playing the Stripper Game

Julian gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don't want to bang!

EP 5

Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit

Can't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on contr

EP 6

Piss in the Milk

Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as

EP 7

We'll Take Care of It... For $500

Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the an

EP 8

Awesome Greasy

Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.

EP 9

Cash Will Make You Happy

Julian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop

EP 10

Stop Your Fucking Whining

Julian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!

EP 11

Pace Yourself, Bud

Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shit

EP 12

Go with the Hash

Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in ja

EP 13

How Not to Be a Fucking Loser

Julian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have

EP 14

When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scri

EP 15

Fuck the Government

Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answer

EP 16

Bang Away

Should I bang younger dudes? How do I deal with a douche moocher of a neighbour? Should I smoke hash, weed or honey oil?

EP 17

Dick Genes

Julian blasts through this week's pile of problems, including shitty tenants, shitty landlords, shitty neighbours, and s

EP 18

Toughen the Fuck Up

Julian gives advice on whether to blackmail a greasy neighbour cheating on his wife, and what to do if you don't like to

EP 19

Get the Fuck Outta Bed

To drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have

EP 20

Fill Up That Gut

How to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at Swea

EP 21

Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High

Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking as

EP 22

Move to Sunnyvale

It seems a lot of problems could be solved by doing a bit less bitching and a bit more banging. Julian has advice for th

EP 23

Advice from Two Hungover Dicks

Ricky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get

EP 24

How to Not Piss Yourself

The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your bos

EP 25

Finding the Proper Liquor Level

Having a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not

EP 26

Banging Away a Broken Heart

Julian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a frie

EP 27

Merry Fucking Christmas

The holiday season stresses everyone the fuck out. Luckily, Julian has a drink and some good advice. Learn how to handle

EP 28

Fuck It, It's Christmas

Julian is back with part two of his Dear Julian holiday questions, and he has advice on dealing with drunken uncles, dru

EP 1

Don’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on th

EP 2

Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

Bubbles and Ricky are back, getting their fingerprints all over Julian’s new table. The Boys answer questions about wh

EP 3

How in the Fuck Do You Make Swish?

Julian and special guest Bubbles answer your questions about the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off Employment

EP 4

Half-Naked Most of the Time

Bubbles is back as a special guest, and he’s really earning his pay (a bag of chips). They answer questions about shit

EP 5

Be Fuckin’ Supportive

Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what

EP 6

Avoiding Whisky Dick

Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a

EP 7

It's for the Liquor

Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wonde

EP 8

Fuckin’ Modern Technology

Julian passes on some Ricky advice for throwing the cops off the dope scent. He also talks about technology’s impact o

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