Clarkson's Farm

Surviving

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

Cowering

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

Schmoozing

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

Badgering

Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

Council-ing

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

Counselling

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

Scheming

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

Climaxing

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

Unfarming

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making p

Porking

Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoye

Jobbing

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained a

Harrowing

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being

Healing

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and tu

Mushrooming

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb a

Parking

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to

Calculating

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and

Solo-ing

Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival o

Pubbing

Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the agei

Crawling

Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while hi

Cottaging

There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search

Endgaming

It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are

Splurging

With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the

Hurrying

A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat

Landlording

It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back a

Operating

A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help

Storming

Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one

Tripping

It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tec

Updating

Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the p

Decapitating

Frazzling

Sickening

Reaping