Seasons & Episodes
Separation Anxiety
A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hocke
Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is sin
Pucked in the Head
After being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the
Love Potion Undermined
In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her exper
Shut Your Space Hole
A giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it.
Power Pray
When coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a pr
Fever Tale
Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave.
Pity Slickers
In an effort to shore up her fledgling attempts at saving the seals, April seeks the help of a famous celebrity to make
Angus Rex
A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach.
The Chilly Beachcombers
When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Iceland
Lord of the Ringettes
Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.
The Beer Hunters
Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out in
Natural Born Curlers
In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost relig
Hollywood Far North
Filming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire isl
Secret Santa
While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (playe
Country Cooking
Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they
Go Figure
A traveling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one
Dale to the Chief
The Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and
Polar Opposites
Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.
Cold War
When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from a drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation ski
The Song Remains So Lame
When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them.
My Big Fat Creep Wedding
Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that
Slush Fund
Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for
Brother's Day
It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother
Super Zeroes
Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great
Slushbucklers
After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".
Aurora Beerealis
After Dale messes with the northern lights, the whole town becomes hypnotized.
Bitter Grounds
Jacques' old friend comes to Chilly Beach and opens up a coffee stand, trying to run him out of business.
Full Moon Wiener
Somebody in Chilly Beach (We're not telling who) is bitten by a wiener dog and changes into a cuddly and vicious ankle-b
Polargeist
In the Halloween episode, Dale and Frank are in Dale's house putting up "wrapping paper" when they discover a haunted ho
The Souse That Roared
When an object from space falls in Chilly Beach, everyone picks up what they want. Frank takes the plutonium that was in
Chilly Beach We Have A Problem
The US Government needs to get the media off his back because he was caught picking his nose. Katherine gives the govern
The Nature Of Wings
A rare bird has flew in to Chilly Beach and has nestled in the Hockey Rink. David Suzuki declares the the rink a Ecologi
Training Daze
Good news for Frank, his team the Toronto Ptarmigans are training at the rink in Chilly Beach. Unfortunately someone is
Winning Freak
Dale gets hooked on energy bars and he enjoys the performance enhancing benefits until he starts to mutate.
Not Without My Yeti
Dale and Frank to the rescue after xenophobic Angus captures a Yeti and the Yeti's family comes looking for him.
Christmas Inc.
When Frank is appointed as Santa's financial adviser he turns Santa's north pole operation into a capitalist money-grubb
Syruptitious
The boys are upset when maple syrup gets outlawed at Chilly Beach, until Mr. Biggs starts up an illegal maple syrup bar.
Canada Joy Land
When a Japanese businessman decides to build a new Canada themed amusement park he hires Dale and Frank as technical con
Spiritual Matters
A visiting spiritual leader proclaims Dale as the "great guru". Things get weird until Canadian rocker Lawrence Gowan co
Fortune Kooky
An accidental electric jolt gives Jacques the power to see into the future.
Tower of Babble
The popularity of cell phones in Chilly Beach causes the phone company to install a brand new cell phone tower, however
Hard Time in Chilly Beach
Constable Al throws a bunch of raucous hockey fans into jail, but Frank figures that Team Canada will lose without the f
You've Got Meat
In a crazy love triangle, Jacques is in love with the new female butcher, who is in love with Dale. Sparks fly as Jacque
Bearly Vegan
The Bear decides to give up meat, and everything is going great until he goes through withdrawal.
Dr. Dale
When Chilly Beach gets a new TV station Dale stars in his own "Dr. Phil" style advice program.
Driving Mr. Biggs
Mr. Biggs is running for election and he hires Dale to help him take on a fast talking competitor.
What's Yours is Mined
Angus, Dale, Frank and the Bear are trapped in a mountain cabin with a cache of diamonds. Who will survive the ordeal? W
Employee of the Beer
Frank gets to live his dreams when he gets a job in a brewery in Moose Jaw. Unfortunately, all is not as great as he thi
Lumberjackpalooza
Dale figures he can impress April with his skills in chainsaw tree carving.
Love Conquers Al
When Constable Al meets the women of his dreams he is blinded by love, and oblivious to her criminal behavior.
Yank My Doodle
Dale adjusts to life in the fat lane after he's granted an honorary American citizenship.
Resident Aliens
Dale Where's My Country?
How To Succeed in Government Without Really Caring
It's Not You, It's Meat
Coalition of the Unwilling
15 Minutes of Lame
Dislodged
One Flew Over the Ptarmingan's Nest
General Discontent
Triplets of Hellville
Hole In None
Draft Dodgers of 20.7th Century
The Tooth Is Out There
The World is Hot Enough
Dale wonders why no one ever visits Chilly Beach, and realizes that it's due to the cold climate. Thus, Frank invents a
The Canadian President
Dale MacDonald - a not particularly bright ice technician from the northern resort village of Chilly Beach - is chosen t