Bottle Boys
Bottle Boys

Bottle Boys

1984 2 Seasons 13 Episodes ⭐ 7.6 Comedy

Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

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Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

Fools Rush In

Deacon finds one of his elderly customers poised for a suicide attempt on a windowsill six floors up.

EP 2

God Save Our Dairy

Dawson Dairy is on the rocks, sales are down, and the bank is threatening to force them into liquidation. Deacon organis

EP 3

Danger, Woman at Work

When old Cyril retires, the boys' noses are put seriously out of joint by his replacement: the stern, no-nonsense Joan F

EP 4

All in a Day's Work

Jock is off work with the flu. When Deacon and the boys pop by for a visit, they find themselves stuck in a busted lift.

EP 5

One Good Turn

Stan is organising a benefit for a local old folks' home, but, with no one famous on the bill, tickets aren't moving. De

EP 6

Here Comes the Groom

After a whirlwind weekend romance, Deacon and Sharon announce their engagement and imminent nuptials.

EP 1

Things That Go Bump in the Night

Stan loses the key to the safe and Deacon offers to spend the night in the dairy to guard the cash.

EP 2

I Gotta Horse

After Jock correctly predicts the outcome of three consecutive horse races, even Deacon has to admit he seems to possess

EP 3

Out of the Frying Pan

The egg marketing board ropes in the dairy to help increase sales by promoting a cooking demonstration event. Deacon is

EP 4

If the Cap Fits

It's promotion time at the milk depot. Deacon's efforts to be the winner in the chicken selling drive leads him into tro

EP 5

High Noon

Residents have started moving into a new estate, which means extended rounds – that is, until Dawson's rival, Marshal'

EP 6

I Love Paris

When Billy wins a trip for two to Paris, Deacon inveigles himself with the second ticket on the basis of playing wingman

EP 7

The Milk Cup Runneth Over

Chelsea are playing Arsenal in the Milk Cup, and as a true blue, Deacon is desperate to be in attendance – by any mean

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