Seasons & Episodes
Brains and Eggs
The leader of an alien recon party on Earth discovers he has "feelings" for a professor.
Post-Nasal Dick
When Tommy catches a bug, the crew gets its first taste of human illness.
Dick's First Birthday
Dick is introduced to the concept of birthdays--and it dawns on him that he's getting old.
Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
Dick assigns Sally to go on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.
Dick, Smoker
While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smokin
Green-Eyed Dick
Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the n
Lonely Dick
Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation. Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise e
Body & Soul & Dick
When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “fo
Ab-Dick-ted
Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted b
Truth or Dick
Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an
The Art of Dick
While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry's good; Dick isn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto o
Frozen Dick
A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with D
Angry Dick
The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to t
The Dicks They Are A-Changin'
When Dick's evasive about his past, Dr. Albright suspects he's a '60s radical fugitive. Harry joins a CD-of-the-month cl
I Enjoy Being a Dick
Flummoxed by feminism, Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group. Harry and Sally get jobs a
Dick Like Me
Dick decides that the Solomons don't “fit in” on Earth, so he shops for an ethnic group to join. Meanwhile, Sally wa
Assault with a Deadly Dick
Father Knows Dick
Dick decides the reason Harry is “odd” is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Ha
Selfish Dick
Albright gets a new office, much to Dick's chagrin. Sally lands in the hospital---where she, Harry and Tommy pretend to
See Dick Run (1)
Dr. Albright finally agrees to date Dick and Harry receives an ominous message from the home planet.
See Dick Continue to Run (2)
While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.
See Dick Continue to Run, Continued (3)
Evil Dick plans to take over the world and pick up where Dick left off with Albright.
Hotel Dick
Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to tr
Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space
Romantic woes between Sally and Randell don't deter Harry from signing up with a dating service. August tests Tommy's lo
Much Ado About Dick
Dick's romance with Mary is out in the open---and she doesn't like it. Meanwhile, Sally wants to be a cop.
Dick the Vote
When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the ri
Fourth and Dick
Homecoming's upcoming, but Dick can't seem to understand football's appeal. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher.
World's Greatest Dick
Dick's delighted (but Tommy isn't) when Tommy's accepted to a school for smart kids. Sally falls for a guy she met in a
My Mother the Alien
Sally discovers the joys of motherhood when Mrs. Dubcek asks the Solomons to baby-sit her grandson. Meanwhile, Dick begs
Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
Thanksgiving's an alien concept for the Solomons; it's an annoyance for Sally (who must cook), and an onus on Tommy. But
Dick Jokes
A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she'
Jolly Old St. Dick
Harry and Sally discover the true meaning of Christmas at the mall, where they get jobs. But Dick turns curmudgeonly. To
Proud Dick
Dick, upset that Mary got a prime parking space and he didn't, quits his job. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoi
Romeo & Juliet & Dick
When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of “Romeo and Juliet,” Dick takes the role a little too se
Guilty as Dick
While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own r
A Dick on One Knee
A Frenchman asks an unwitting Sally to marry him so that he can remain in the country. Tommy discovers he has a talent f
Same Old Song and Dick
Dick fears his relationship with Mary has grown stale. Tommy's growing tired of August's “perfection.” Harry and Sal
I Brake for Dick
Dick's guilt over hitting a chipmunk with his car spurs him to animal-rights activism. Tommy's in trouble with August ag
Dick Behaving Badly
Dick, fearing that Mary has him wrapped around her little finger, takes lessons in being "manly"---from Harry. Sally and
Dickmalion
While Dick cracks North Rutherford society (to Albright's chagrin), Tommy hangs out with school toughs. Meanwhile, "Must
Sensitive Dick
Dick's rudeness lands him in a sensitivity-training session. Dubcek's daughter takes Harry to her high-school reunion. O
Will Work For Dick
When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright. Meanwhile, Sally decid
15 Minutes of Dick
Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's s
Dick and the Single Girl
A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don. Meanwhile, Tom
A Nightmare on Dick Street (1)
The Solomons discover dreaming---and are shaken so much that they might have to go home for repairs.
A Nightmare on Dick Street (2)
Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary
Fun with Dick and Janet (1)
Sally, Tommy and Harry return from the home planet with a surprise for Dick: a bride-to-be.
Fun with Dick and Janet (2)
Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.
Tricky Dick
Dick and Albright wage a war of practical jokes and Sally tires of Don when she meets a yoga instructor. Meanwhile, Tomm
Dick-in-Law
Dick meets Albright's parents; Sally decides to move in with Nina.
Scaredy Dick
Dick quakes at the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit Albright's house on Halloween. Whic
Moby Dick
Dick compensates for the loss of Mary's affections with a gain in another area: he puts on weight. Meanwhile, Tommy thin
Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
Dick gets jury duty for the first time and struggles to deliver a guilty verdict for a clearly guilty man. Meanwhile, Sa
A Friend in Dick
Sally has a new boyfriend and Dick has a new friend: Don. Meanwhile, Harry goes to school.
Seven Deadly Clips
The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.
Tom, Dick and Mary
Dick has a new rival for Mary's affections: Tommy; Sally gets a job; and Harry must do without TV (commander's orders).
Jailhouse Dick
Dick decides to "rehabilitate" one of Officer Don's prisoners, so he pays his fine and takes him home; Mary decides to g
Dick on a Roll
Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real; Dubcek's daughter Vicki opts for celibacy, m
The Great Dickdater
Dick decides to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in i
36! 24! 36! Dick (1)
Venusians disguised as gorgeous women plot to plunder Earth of its riches.
36! 24! 36! Dick (2)
Dick, Harry and Tommy set out on a cross-country odyssey to save Earth from a Venusian plot.
Pickles and Ice Cream
Pickles, Harry's pet from the home planet, suddenly materializes--in human form. Meanwhile, Sally decides that she's pre
Auto Eurodicka
While Dick is using the Solomons' car for "casual" sex, Sally decides that she must have a car of her own.
Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
Tommy, an old man on the home planet, says he's tired of being a kid and "retires"; Mary tells Dick she wishes she had b
Stuck with Dick
Dick wants to get back with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Mean
My Daddy's Little Girl
Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life; Harry begins his career as a radio shock jock when he wal
The Physics of Being Dick
Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's assistant and he gets a job tending bar. The
Just Your Average Dick
Albright derides the Solomons as "weird," so Dick decides to make them "average."
Dick and the Other Guy
Conclusion. Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam
Sally and Don's First Kiss
Sally's been reading romance novels, and decides to try out her fantasies on Don; Dick thinks the college cafeteria's ca
When Aliens Camp
Dick orders the Solomons to go on a family-only camping trip. Then he invites Mary to go along.
The Tooth Harry
Dick tapes a promotional video for Pendelton; Don gives Sally a key to his apartment; and Nina and Harry find each other
Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
Harry and Vicki prepare for an evening of amour. Then Vicki's jealous ex crashes the party. Meanwhile, Tommy "comes out"
Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
Randy "sells" Harry to a circus, where he achieves popularity as the act "Hargo the Alien". In order to try to find him,
Power Mad Dick
After Mary is made the new Dean of the School of Arts and Sciences, Dick uses her position to his advantage and ends up
Feelin' Albright
Dick attends a function with Mary and finds that, because she is Dean, he is ignored by everybody except the wives of th
Collect Call for Dick
The Solomons discover a brand of new collectibles called Fuzzy Buddies (a parody of Beanie Babies) when eating at a fast
What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do With Dick?
Dick is annoyed that Mary, in her new position as Dean, has little time for him anymore, and is even more annoyed when h
I Am Dick Pentameter!
In order to be with Jennifer, Dick breaks up with Mary, who agrees, doubting that he'll find another woman and not knowi
D3: Judgement Day
Dick is all ready to dump Jennifer and try to win back Mary's heart, but then discovers that his relationship with Jenni
Indecent Dick
When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendleton, looking for students to pose nude, Sally decides to take part. While Dick en
Happy New Dick!
As 1998 comes to close, Dick worries that he hasn't accomplished anything worthwhile and struggles to do something to ma
Two-Faced Dick
After three years, the Big Giant Head has finally accepted Sally's request to have her body changed for a man's. For the
Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
An invitation arrives in the mail from an 'Aunt Florence', inviting 'Richard Solomon' to attend a Solomon family reunion
Dick and Taxes
When Harry's boss Doug starts deducting income tax from Harry's paycheck, the Solomons realize that they have never file
Sally Forth
Dick is in a dispute with the Dubceks because Mrs. Dubcek won't fix his sink until he pays the rent, and he won't pay th
Paranoid Dick
When a meeting is rescheduled without her having been notified, Mary begins to have doubts about the longevity of her po
The House That Dick Built
Dick begins to feel that the unit is falling apart when Sally announces her plans to move out, and he tries in vain to c
Superstitious Dick
Dick is up for a prestigious grant but his chances look somewhat marred when he and Mary receive chain letters, and Mary
Y2dicK
Dick realizes that he doesn't know how to use a computer and strives to learn how to use one. When he does it takes over
Dick the Mouth Solomon
When at an Italian restaurant, Sally meets an Italian-American man and begins dating him. After learning that he is know
Citizen Solomon
Dick, Tommy, and Harry begin to notice that, since Sally moved out, their apartment has become filthy. Mary suggests tha
Alien Hunter
It is the day before Dick's birthday and he has ordered Sally, Harry and Tommy to throw him a surprise party. When in cl
Dick vs. Strudwick
Dick is jealous when fellow physics professor Vincent Strudwick publishes a critically acclaimed, bestselling book on ph
Near Dick Experience
When Sally, Harry and Tommy are nearly crushed by a chandelier in a restaurant, they feel reborn, as if they are discove
Dick's Big Giant Headache (1)
The Big Giant Head sends a message that he intends to visit Earth, so Dick quickly orders Sally to move back in and Harr
Dick's Big Giant Headache (2)
Dick is suffering the humiliation of having been demoted from High Commander to Harry's assistant, performing the most m
Episode I: The Baby Menace
The Solomons are relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, but horrified when she announces her plans to sell he
Dick for Tat
When a drunk Mary tells Dick she once had a fling with his archenemy Vincent Strudwick, he is outraged and decides to ge
The Fifth Solomon
Dick crashes the car into a tree and calls an insurance company to cover it, but the salesman informs him that in order
Dial M for Dick
Mary invites the Solomons on a murder mystery weekend, thinking that it might prove a fun activity. However, she goes do
Dick and Tuck
When Mary and Nina talk about how good looking Harrison Ford is, Dick decides that he himself is hideous and visits a pl
Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?
Dick is confused when Nina won't let him accompany her to her Black Student Union meeting, believing it to be a Weight W
Sex and the Sally
Mary is horrified when she learns that Dick has been pocketing all the tip money she has left at restaurants, but Dick i
Charitable Dick
At a charity auction for the Rutherford Boys Home, Dick wants everybody to applaud him and so starts a bidding war with
The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
Mary reveals to Dick that she has been observing his family for a number of years and that she would like to make a docu
Gwen, Larry, Dick & Mary
Mary is tired of spending all of her time with Dick's family and so suggests that the pair befriend another couple - her
Dick Puts the ID in Cupid
Valentines Day is approaching and Tommy hopes to get a hotel room and lose his virginity to Alissa, however, he is nervo
The Big Giant Head Returns
Vicki Dubcek returns with her baby Eric Travis, telling of how she has cleaned up her act and become a proper mother. Un
Rutherford Beauty
Dick begins to have erotic fantasies about Nina, and makes the mistake of telling Mary about it, leading to an argument
This Little Dick Went to Market
After hearing of how well his colleagues are doing in the stock market, Dick claims that he has earned enough money to s
Youth Is Wasted on the Dick
Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken ant
Dick Strikes Out
Pendelton University has a new chancellor, who causes anger when he cuts funding and takes away tenure, so Dick holds a
Shall We Dick?
Dick and Mary are getting ready for the annual Rutherford Badger Day Dance Contest, but there's a small problem - Mary c
Dick and Harry Fall in a Hole
Dick and Harry fall into a large hole in the woods, which covers over when they attempt to climb out. Dick then panics,
Frankie Goes to Rutherford
Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series, making Dick jealous, and paranoid that he is after her.
Dick Solomon's Day Off
It's a nice day and Dick doesn't want to be stuck in the workplace, so he decides to do something that he thinks has nev
The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1)
The Big Giant Head and his new wife Vicki Dubcek arrive back on Earth, where the Big Giant Head takes Dick to a jazz clu
The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2)
The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary bett
Les Liaisons Dickgereuses
Mary's wealthy sister Renata Albright has donated a large sum of money to have an extension built onto Pendelton Univers
Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Tommy is still reeling from his breakup with Alissa, but Sally and Harry convince him that if he can find an excuse to g
InDickscretion
Dick and Mary decide to go on a double date with Sally and Don, but things start to become uncomfortable when Dick and S
Dick'll Take Manhattan (1)
The Solomons visit a parallel universe, in which they are living in New York City, where Dick is a highly regarded attor
Dick'll Take Manhattan (2)
Dick takes Mary up to his penthouse and wines and dines her, but she tells him that she doesn't believe in true love any
Why Dickie Can't Teach
Tommy is looking for a college to attend and Dick steers him away from the big names such as Harvard and tries to convin
B.D.O.C.
The Solomons' say goodbye to Tommy as he goes to college, but Dick soon begins to miss him and attempts to convince him
Red, White & Dick
After hearing the crowd sing The Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game, Dick realizes that humans are passionate about
Dick Digs
When Dick accompanies Mary on an archeological dig, he is disappointed when the only thing he finds is a small pointed r
There's No Business Like Dick Business
After playing assistant to a magician at a child's birthday party, Dick decides to himself become a magician, with Sally
A Dick Replacement
Dick and Mary visit a psychic together, who claims that the pair are from two different worlds and predicts that Dick wi
Dick's Ark
Dick has bought a new camera, with which he makes Mary angry, by constantly taking her picture against her wishes. As a
You Don't Know Dick
Nina accuses Dick of knowing nothing about Mary, so in an attempt to prove her wrong, when Judith walks into the office
My Mother, My Dick
Mary's mother Martha arrives in town and Dick decides to tell her what Mary really thinks of her - that she ruined her c
Glengarry Glen Dick
After hearing a pitch for a timeshare, Dick is sold and, unable to afford it entirely, he convinces Don to pay the other
Dick Soup for the Soul
Dick accompanies Mary and Nina to a book-signing for a self-help book entitled 'A Road Map to Happiness', and despite fi
Mary Loves Scoochie (1)
Dick discovers that Mary has been receiving elaborate love letters from a mystery man named 'Scoochie' and confronts her
Mary Loves Scoochie (2)
With the identity of Scoochie revealed to be Liam Neesam, who had visited Pendelton three years ago, Dick is panicked, a
The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1)
Mary is having trouble dealing with what she has just seen - Dick transforming Liam into a monkey, which he had done to
The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2)
The Solomons are struggling to take in the news - they have been ordered back home due to Dick's transgression with Liam
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